Friday, January 9, 2009

Watched Pot - Alert


BUMP!! Thought it was appropriate to re-post this one!!

It's that time of month again...

I don't mean PMS but PRS or Pre-Referral Syndrome. This is a much more dangerous time of month than PMS is for most women, even worse than PMDD.

Typical Symptoms:
Women in the process of Chinese Adoption will sit in front of their computers, for days on end trying to find one tiny shred of fact regarding the latest LID cut-off or actual date of said referrals; either through forums, chat rooms or blogs.

Most women WILL lose some sleep during this time by choosing to surf for clues until the wee house of the morning, get a few hours of sleep only to get up extra early to see if anything has surfaced in the 3 hours they were asleep.

Most women feel anxious, go through bouts of excitement and depression and appear to be losing her mind to those around her. When she will allow herself to be torn away from her cyber hunt, she will be prone to bouts of sobbing, shopping spree's for baby items (mostly in pink), and will tend to eat copious amounts of Edy's Slow Churned ice cream.

In extreme cases some women will lose short term memory, they will forget to take care of their daily responsibilities such as letting the dog out, planning dinner, going to work, etc. Some women will even forgo hygienic rituals, skipping showers, putting hair in ponytail, or wearing sunglasses to the grocery store to hide the dark circles and pale complexion due to lack of sleep and make-up.

Cycle Duration:
Women usually experience PRS symptoms from 2 days to 2 weeks before the onset of Adoption Referrals being received at adoption agencies and can show continued symptoms for 2 days to 2 weeks AFTER referral information has been officially announced. Warning: Those experiencing symptoms 2 weeks before AND 2 weeks after SHOULD SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION or at least have an extremely supportive network of family and friends who can make sure that she doesn't go to work in her underwear or fall asleep in unusual places.


Life-time Duration:
This is a chronic disorder that will continue on a regular basis until the cure* is administered. Years ago experts in this area believed the duration of PRS to only last 6-8 months. Then 10-12 months, 22-24 months and now some believe it could go as long as four years. As you can see there is not a definite end to this syndrome and those considered experts actually have no idea either.

*Cure:
One adopted daughter, home in her mother's arms.

Please leave a comment! It will make my day!

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

VERY FUNNY !!! I love your humorous take on this. What a wild rollercoaster this has turned out to be.
Sheryl
LID 3.20.07

Lynn said...

olivia's momma! Thank-you! We are almost exactly one year apart in LID! Check out my friend Amiee's blog - www.journeytoeden.blogspot.com she is LID 4-16-07!

Ava's family said...

Gosh, I don't even think I remember what life was like BEFORE PRS! Doesn't help that I usually have a double whammy and have PMS at the same time!! UGH!!!

Off to check my cookies in the oven.....Eating them might help a little.

Lynn said...

l&j- I'm on my way over, don't eat them all!!! I'll be there in what? 4 hours?

Ava's family said...

Lynn,
Better put the pedal to the metal cause they're going F A S T!

P.S. Bring milk.

FHL said...

Thanks for the chuckles!!!!

How funny also that my son and I just got done making brownies! No wonder I've been craving chocolate so much :-)
Sending Smiles,
Michelle

RQ- Dreaming of Cassie
LID 4/13/07 and in for the long haul!

kitchu said...

THAT IS THE BEST!! Did you do this all yourself? It needs to be circulated!!

Our Journey To Eden said...

No joke... I actually did make cookies and ate way more than I should have. I have a stomach ache as I am typing this. I had no idea that it was the PRS. Now I have an excuse!!!!!

Anonymous said...

This is too funny - and TOO true. :-) Really, you hit the nail on the head. I was ROFL because I do every single thing listed. Ha! If only the CCAA knew...

geminirn said...

This is too funny...and soooo true!!!LMAO!!!!!!

canada
lid Dec.19th/05

Lynn said...

Thanks everyone... I have a major case of PRS and spent the day hitting refresh on RQ, my e-mail and my blog...

Huge waste... all your comments made me feel less bored in this referral vacuum we seem to be in now!!

I actually ended up doing some homework, made some phone calls, picked Chris up from school, made a nice well balanced dinner and even helped Chris with his math homework... But that was all after 2:30pm... I hate to think how I wasted the day away...

Nikki said...

Would you like another Lily-fix? We'd love to hang out with you again...

Lynn said...

Ohhhh! I just got an invite!!!

Truly Blessed said...

You certainly hit the nail on the head with this post...very, very true!

Hi from Seattle. We're having a fun time (K1 is getting all of her Halloween costumes out for Katie to play with.

The Bug and I would love to meet you in person and try to help take your mind off this wait. Any suggestions?

Lynn said...

TB- we will have to talk! Either way, I think I might make a trip out your way before Christmas!! Maybe we will have to come up with something so a bunch of us Michigan mom's can meet!

I have ideas rolling!!

redmaryjanes said...

This is a very cute post! Too true!

Lori said...

You're too funny, and I'm glad we can laugh about this craziness most days! :D

Truly Blessed said...

Lynn, pop on over to Katie's blog -- I posted pictures of Katie's mei mei yesterday!

Kristy said...

As much as this just cracks me up, it is sooooooo TRUE!!!!!! I am going to have to copy this post for future reference, you are tooo funny!!!

Love and blessings, Kristy

Christine said...

I laughed & sighed ( at the same tiem ) This post is so ture! only if the husbands would understand!!!